Moscow Mule Crate

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Kicks Like A Mule

We love mixed drinks almost as much as we love America, so we were extra relieved to learn the Moscow Mule was very American and not, as we initially suspected, a delicious brainwashing potion created by a certain shirtless, horse-riding Russian overlord. 

Our research shows the Moscow Mule went from cellar dweller to celebrity socialite overnight by combining ginger beer, vodka, lime, and good ol’ American moxie. 
The Rise and Fall of the Moscow Mule

In 1941, Vodka was unknown and unwanted in America. Smirnoff owner John Martin had to store his unsellable alcohol in the Cock N’ Bull, a bar owned by Martin’s equally bland-named friend Jack Morgan. In an effort to clear out the basement, the bartender began mixing Smirnoff with Morgan’s unpopular ginger beer in mugs from his girlfriend’s failed copper factory. 

It was a risky move to toss a bunch of undesirable things together and re-sell it (scientists call this The Hot Dog Phenomena), but the strategy was an overwhelming success. Soon, every trendsetter in Tinseltown was posing for the Polaroid paparazzi with a copper mug in hand. 

Sadly, nothing copper can stay, and when the Cold War hit in the 1950’s, true blue Americans began boycotting vodka, aka “Communist Tap Water”. The Moscow Mule faded into obscurity. 
Three Cheers for Diplomacy!

But today, over half a century later, the United States and Russia share a giant orbiting timeshare in outer space, and the only thing remotely Communist about vodka is how freely Smirnoff Ice bottles get shared on college campuses. The world is ready for the return of the Moscow Mule. 

The Moscow Mule Crate includes a pair of authentic copper drinking mugs, Tovolo ice cube mold, 16 oz. mixed drink shaker, and measuring jigger, so you can enjoy one of America’s finest, definitely-not-Russian mixed drinks. 

Mix it up the classy way, and taste the kick of the Moscow Mule.

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