Smash and Grab Gift Card

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Don’t let the lack of communication fool you; some men are picky, and sometimes a gift card is the only gift that doesn’t require dumpster diving for receipts a week later.

But even selecting the right gift card can feel like gazing into the Unknown, casting doubt upon your knowledge of him, his interests, or even existence itself. No gift is worth an existential crisis.

Smash and Grab is our answer to these hard-to-gift guys: a concrete brick engineered to be as frustrating to crack as his stubborn taste. Once fully demolished, he’ll be left with a code that can be redeemed for his choice of gift card.

Drop The Hammer

There’s a soft spot in every man’s heart for boisterous, innocuous, total destruction. That young boy who derived unfathomable joy from demolishing intricately stacked block towers is now a grown man with responsibilities and limited opportunities to wreak havoc.

Smash and Grab is the gift of socially-appropriate destruction: two inches of pure concrete that he gets to obliterate. We’ve even included spring-hinged goggles and a ball-peen hammer, so he can swing wildly whilst smiling widely.

He’ll smash. He’ll sweat. He may even get carried away and start eyeing that fireplace you’ve been meaning to replace with a manic grin. But he’ll eventually emerge from the rubble with his perfect gift card of choice and a hell of a story he’ll love sharing.

Smash and Grab gives him exactly what he wants, and then some!

*Coupons and promotions do not apply to this product.

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