Slaughterhouse Crate

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Have A Meat Emergency?

You just spent Thanksgiving at your vegan in-laws’ house. You did things you told yourself you never would, things you’ll probably never forget. Maybe for a moment, you were almost fooled by the yeast gravy and tofu turkey. But you survived. 

Come back to us. Dial in the Slaughterhouse Crate for an immediate and full recovery of your carnivorous manhood. 

Over 1 Pound Of Beef

We’ll ship you the best eight bags of jerky we could find in all the land, delicious meats spanning a range of flavor profiles. Most experienced tasters will develop a preference for either a sweet or spicy base- this crate is crafted with a broad sampling sure to please all palates and start you on your journey towards jerky expertise. 

Of course, the cuts of meat matter as much as the marinades and spices. If you’ve been gnawing on the run-of-the-mill, off-the-shelf beef leather they hawk at convenience stores, then these packs will teach you what your jerky should deliver: tender cuts of lean beef aged perfectly. 

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