The Bacon Crate

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We Love You, Bacon

“Love” is a strong word that’s sometimes hard for men to say. Entangling, complicated emotional loops in our male brains can choke us up when we’re trying to form that simple syllable, unless the next word is “Bacon”.

There is no easier, more joyous pronouncement for us to make than to declare, unequivocally, that we love bacon. 

50 Shades of Bacon

What if we told you bacon doesn’t have to just be a staple at breakfast? In sweet and spicy jerky form, bacon can be a portable, dangerously habit-forming companion at your fingertips, 24/7. 

Better yet, with a sprinkle of savory seasoning, you can transform all non-bacon foods into their final, most flavorful form. Carry bacon wherever you go. 

We’ve even gathered an assortment of awesome bacon-enhanced snacks. Want to impress your date with something better than chocolates? Sir Francis Bacon Peanut Brittle. If it doesn’t work, they’re probably not a keeper.

Share our love, don’t judge us.

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