Whiskey Appreciation Crate

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An Executive Appreciation

In 1797, George Washington, the Michael Jordan of being American, declined the free world’s greatest honor, a Presidential term three-peat, in order to build a whiskey distillery in his basement. The Revolutionary War MVP and celebrity endorser of the one dollar bill knew that no amount of prestige or accomplishments could rival the warm satisfaction of a good glass of whiskey.

In days past, a man’s fondness for whiskey was admirably brandished in full home bars, but in modern times, whiskey is hidden out of sight in cabinets and desk drawers like shameful secrets. The Whiskey Appreciation Crate is here to restore honor to the once great bond between a man and his drink.

Oh, yes we de-can!

Etching your initials into a glass decanter is a public declaration of your affinity for whiskey. It’s like donning a trenchcoat and holding a boombox overhead blasting Peter Gabriel’s “In Your Eyes” outside of whiskey’s house or barging past the TSA checkpoint to frantically sprint through the airport terminal for a last second whiskey before boarding your plane.

While the monogrammed decanter looks super classy when flanked by its matching pair of personalized rocks tumblers, whiskey should be appraised by taste as well as presentation. The decanter properly aerates and settles your whiskey so you can settle down with a glass of good company anytime.

Good Company

Rounding out the Whiskey Appreciation Crate is the ultimate whiskey connoisseur collection: A pair of ice molds and slate coasters, a pocket-sized whiskey tasting journal, and the most important whiskey accessory, premium savory snacks.

Box up those dusty sports trophies and find a stud to hang your awkward family portraits, because the Personalized Whiskey Decanter is reclaiming whiskey’s proper place atop your mantel.

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