Booze-Infused Jerkygram

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The Best Of Both Worlds

Beef jerky and alcohol are the twin pillars of human sustenance, which is why our underground survival bunker is lined floor to ceiling with the two…exclusively. During our most recent nuclear explosion-proof testing, the shockwaves rumbled through the bunker walls, flipping beer barrels and overturning supply shelves like a mild Gary Busey outburst. 

The result was a bunker full of beer-soaked beef jerky that, once we removed the wooden splinters, was absolutely delicious. We’ll admit, we were skeptical at first, but when we tasted our third favorite thing marinated in our second favorite thing, it instantly became our first favorite thing (sorry, Family). The Booze-Infused Jerkygram was born.

The Booze-Infused Jerkygram features the best of buzzed beef, from bourgie to boozy. Indulge in the satiating succulence of inebriated meat: Oregon Wine, Caribbean Rum, Whiskey Maple, and Spicy Citrus IPA, all without the hoof marks, bruised shins, and PETA protests of trying to force feed a cow your liquor cabinet’s finest.

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