The Clean Shave Crate

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You’re a Fixer-Upper

You’ve been sporting a scraggled chin since Ashton Kutcher wore his first trucker hat. You’ve single-handedly lowered the developed world’s standard for business casual to levels not seen since Martin van Buren’s sideburns left office in 1841. One time, you may have borrowed your girlfriend’s pink razor from the shower to clean up for your cousin’s wedding. 

It’s dawned on you that the adult world isn’t taking you seriously and you’re ready to do something about it. 

We Mean Your Face

Like the tender moment you wish you had with your dad when you hit puberty, we’re going to re-teach you how to shave, and we’ve assembled the most stylish collection of gear you’ll ever keep in your bathroom to help. 

We’ll ship everything you need for an old-school badger brush lather and all manner of preparations to keep your chin follicles and skin cells in perfect, moist harmony. 

Do yourself a favor and get cleaned up. Reacquaint yourself with that handsome devil in the mirror and see if the world doesn’t open up to you.

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